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Alright. So, if you are totally awesome, you know that Jarvis Cocker has just put out a new record and it is A-MAZ-ING. I mean, seriously, it’s great. It’s like all I listen to lately. Love it. I talk about it all the time. People (Ashley) have started to ask me to, you know, not talk about him so much. Especially things like this:

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In America, Russell Brand is probably best known for his role in “Forgetting Sarah Marshall.” And as far as I can tell, that acting job is a pretty fair representation of his character in real life as well. To wit, Russell Brand has a reputation as a bit of a Lothario. As such, it wasn’t hard to find a few dodgy pictures of him on the internet.

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Oh, how long it’s been, friends. I can call you friends because I’m like John McCain like that. It’s been a while since I saw any really striking examples of hipster and/or pedophile in the celebrity world – and the real world. It’s like everyone ever was all “hm how can we make Sarah’s life more boring and lame? I know! Let’s stop growing ‘ironic’ pedostaches and start dressing decently!” Ugh horrible! It’s like the heavens decided to wreak horribleness all up ons me in every possible way!

photo via faded youth, obviously

So thank god for Jude Law. I never ever ever thought I would say that before. I don’t expect to say it again. I’m not a fan of his. I think he looks like a skeezy version of Phil Collins. And I mean, I love “Against All Odds,” and he did some pretty dece work with Genesis (although really Peter Gabriel was better both in Genesis and solo). But at the same time, Phil Collins is already kind of skeezy looking. So looking like the pedo version of Phil Collins is really saying something. Jude Law is trying his hardest, his absolute damnedest to be a hipster with those glasses and that scarf, but it’s just not working. As it is, at least we can be confident that he’s not actually a pedophile since as far as we the public know, he doesn’t have sex with children, just their nannies.

After the jump, some bonus Phil Collins videos!

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