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Okay so I’m going to come right out here and admit something. I love horrible CBS sitcoms. People are always accusing me of being a hipster which I DON’T understand because like, I don’t wear skinny jeans or do coke. I don’t even drink Coke. I prefer Dr. Pepper because I actually am a nerd. But you can tell I’m not a hipster because even though I’m obsessed with the Office and 30 Rock (two certifiably “hip” tv shows), I’m also a little obsessed with How I Met Your Mother (which is kind of okay because Nick Andopolis and Dougie Howser are on it and Bob Saget narrates it, plus this) and the Big Bang Theory. That show is like, half a step above fucking Two and a Half Men. At least I don’t watch that.

But I love the Big Bang Theory. It’s this horrible show about a bunch of nerdy science dudes and their hot neighbor. It’s the most typical, old-style sitcom ever. It’s like Three’s Company with fewer gay jokes. But then you have scenes like this

And, if you couldn’t tell what Blondie there is wearing, it’s a Hillary 2008 shirt. It’s true!

I like Hillary.

So when I was browsing the internet and found a bunch of pictures of the cast from some event, I was like “that’s cool! I can enjoy this show even when I’m not watching it!” Yeah, enjoy it if I’m at a NAMBLA convention.

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I did not take (make) this picture. Someone over on ONTD did. But it really does prove several of my fears about Robert Pattinson. It also calls to mind several about Dakota Fanning, but that has nothing to do with hipsters (yet) or pedophiles (hopefully).

Allegedly, this is a picture of Matt Damon in character for the Informant. I don’t know what the movie is about, but based on these pictures, I think it must be about this neighbor I had when I was in high school. I lived in a really small town, and there was all kind of shady shit going on there. There was this one guy who had some kind of mafia connections, and he was also a child molester. That was supposedly he got kicked out of Jersey. I don’t think I ever met the guy. He died at some point, and that’s how everyone found out about his… activities. Anyway, based on this picture, pedophile. However, I gave him a makeover. See what a difference a new haircut and some styling make, after the jump.

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