You are currently browsing the tag archive for the ‘nambla’ tag.

Okay so I’m going to come right out here and admit something. I love horrible CBS sitcoms. People are always accusing me of being a hipster which I DON’T understand because like, I don’t wear skinny jeans or do coke. I don’t even drink Coke. I prefer Dr. Pepper because I actually am a nerd. But you can tell I’m not a hipster because even though I’m obsessed with the Office and 30 Rock (two certifiably “hip” tv shows), I’m also a little obsessed with How I Met Your Mother (which is kind of okay because Nick Andopolis and Dougie Howser are on it and Bob Saget narrates it, plus this) and the Big Bang Theory. That show is like, half a step above fucking Two and a Half Men. At least I don’t watch that.

But I love the Big Bang Theory. It’s this horrible show about a bunch of nerdy science dudes and their hot neighbor. It’s the most typical, old-style sitcom ever. It’s like Three’s Company with fewer gay jokes. But then you have scenes like this

And, if you couldn’t tell what Blondie there is wearing, it’s a Hillary 2008 shirt. It’s true!

I like Hillary.

So when I was browsing the internet and found a bunch of pictures of the cast from some event, I was like “that’s cool! I can enjoy this show even when I’m not watching it!” Yeah, enjoy it if I’m at a NAMBLA convention.

Read the rest of this entry »

It’s like the fucking Williamsburg chapter of NAMBLA.

PS I toooooooootally saw DJ Mom Jeans AKA Danny Masterson (that is how he is credited as a DJ. Fuckin google it if you don’t believe me) and his brother at Lollapalooza last year, watching Cat Power. They could totally tell that I spotted them and was going to report them to SVU. Unfortunately, I then got distracted by my love for Richard Belzar and didn’t. This is my fault. Thank goodness there probably aren’t a lot of kids at Coachella.

It is nice to see that Christopher Masterson only has one hat.

Oh man. I promised Ashley that I would do a Gael García Bernal post last summer or something, because she loves him and I just had to show her that it’s wrong to love someone like that. He’s her Mexican Elijah Wood. I just could never really find the photographic evidence I needed to prove my point.

Then I saw this picture of Gael with Guillermo del Toro, Alfonso Cuarón (who himself is at least partly responsible for turning Professor Lupin into a funny uncle, for not making David Thewlis shave his disgusting child molester mustache), and Carlos Cuarón. It’s like a snapshot from a NAMBLA convention. Obviously, Gael is the B in this NAMBLA chapter. But that’s pretty much a good as gold promise that at some point, should he ever grow up (get it, because he’s tiny), he will be the M at his own NAMBLA meetings.