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This is slowly becoming a series. But that’s okay, because there’s a lot of gold on Hel Looks.

“I’m wearing an old jeans jacket, a second hand t-shirt, jeans from H&M children’s department and Le Coq Sportif sneakers.”

Now, some dating advice.

Let me ask you a question:
What’s one of the VERY BEST places to meet women?
A place that has one of the best “ratios” this side of the Playboy Mansion?
If you guessed the shopping mall, good for you.

Why do women LOVE to go to shopping malls?

Because women LOVE shopping for CLOTHES. They LOVE, LOVE, LOVE it!

(A totally non-skeazy website that I’m sure is not a scam).

So, you pick up women when they’re shopping for clothes. Reason says, then, that if you want to pick up children you do it when they’re…. that’s it! Shopping for clothes! Yes! You win! You win 2 years-life in jail (if you’re in Texas, which I assume you are)!

When hipsters start dressing like the Pied Piper, it’s not even a joke. You need to start locking up your children. NOW.

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