“Hey guys, check out my new girlfrie— my new guitar. Isn’t that cool?”

“Oh, uh, yeah… say, you know our band? I think it’s time to move in a new direction.”

“That’s cool, man, me and Polly here need some time to just hang out. It’s great because I can play with her all the time, if you know what I mean, and the po po can’t do anything about it! Not anymore…”