I can’t help but notice that this announcement is being directed entirely at children. Perhaps the King Himself is a… well, we’ll say “hipster” (meaning not a hipster, wink wink) because I hardly want to be drawn and quartered for treason against a “possibly fictional” (again, wink wink) king. I’m just covering all my bases here, because you never really know. I mean, that’s pretty much the whole point of this blog.