This is Robert Pattinson, AKA Cedric Diggory and one of the cutest guys from the Harry Potter movies. The picture was taken outside some fancy-pants nightclub in LA. He looks like the kind of guy I might  see at the divebars I go to. Actually, he really reminds me of this guy who was at a bar one time, and just kept sitting by my friend and me drinking Miller Lite. He was just sitting there, right next to us, even though there were tons of empty seats all around, and he never said anything. I can just see this guy doing that too.

You might think the verdict here is obvious, but.

Total hipster. He’s trying too hard to look like a pedophile, to actually be one. It’s a very fine line, really. Besides, someone this pretty could never really be a predator.