HIPSTER or PEDOPHILE…
Sometimes life is not a simple dichotomy. I’m sorry if I have to be the one to tell you this, gentle reader, but sometimes the truth is more complicated than that. This game, however, does not have to be complicated. Let’s keep it simple. We’ll just break down all the evidence** and then the truth will out itself.
This is Ryan Adams:
No, really, he is wearing that in public. Hiding in plain sight, eh? But! Is he a Hipster? Or is he a Pedophile?
Well, certainly* Mr. Adams is the embodiment of many Hipster-ish qualities. How many can you spot in the collage below?
Ryan Adams: Hipster?
I bet it’s a lot. If it is not a lot you are not trying hard enough and I am very disappointed in you.
Now consider this second collage. How many Pedophile traits can you spot?
Ryan Adams: Pedophile?
Hint: Anything that makes you suspect this gentleman might reside in his parent’s basement probably qualifies.
Before you make your final decision of HIP vs. PED, keep in mind that Ryan Adams spends a LOT of time on the internet and he is ALWAYS watching:
*Hypothetically.
**Photographic evidence only as the rest of my research provided little room for ambiguity.
sarah kathleen
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October 16, 2009 at 12:28 am
Emma Alexandra
Hipster or Pedophile ? Wtf ?
Seriously, There has been no comments on this article because it is by far the biggest amount of B*@#$ks I have ever read, I’m not supprised.
I mean, Your labeling people “Pedophile’s” for …Dressing a certain way or even just getting a few bad pictures taken. I don’t know who that dude is …Neither do I care and maybe he looks slighlty creepy but that doesn’t mean he likes children.
I think a certain website creator and He/She who writes the articles needs to get out the house, Get them self not only a life but a dictionary.
My words may be harsh but they are very, very true.