You know, in England, they pronounce it “Peed-a-file.” I think that’s ever so fitting for our friend Mr. Wentz here. I don’t think we even have to discuss this. We have the following:

-Condoms

-Cookies

-Trix (which we all know are for kids)

-A wonderful disguise of sunglasses and a hoodie

All that’s missing is Chris Hansen in the background.

It’s a shame that he’s having a kid. That child should be protected at all costs